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Sunday, December 7th, 2003
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i am bored. need something to do. oh wait i know...get drunk. alcohol is my comfort food. walmart is stocking 100 proof soco for the holidays. YIPPEEE~.
well people should talk to me more. im going to lose my job i think. not havin a car sucks. well maybe detroit will be cool. this drink is for the future.
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Friday, November 21st, 2003
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searching for an apartment sucks. im moving out tonight. wow. bet you guys thought that would never happen.
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Tuesday, November 11th, 2003
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well its been a while since i made a post to this damn thing. alot has been going on. i got a new job. i do customer service for UPS. its pretty pimp and easy as hell. i got a pimp ass car too. ok well not exactly pimp. the same kind of car ive been driving since i got my liscense. yeah thats right another 1989 honda accord. this one is white and has a pimp sunroof and shit. hopefully i wont have it too long though. id actually like to get a new car. im thinking about moving out, but we'll see where that goes. i still dont do anything and my life sucks. im bored. i think im going to go get some gatorade.
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Saturday, October 18th, 2003
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there are two types of people in this world. ones who have worn and bowtie and those who have not worn a bowtie. I am a member of the former rather than the latter. many great men in history have worn bowties. the bowtie is purely a status symbol. lets take a look at a few of the great people who have donned the bowtie.
 First off...and probably the most important by far..this man is perhaps the single greatest factor in my development as a child. Do YOU know what the secret word for today is kids?. this man is a genius. peewee herman is my idol. i plan to grow up and masturbate in movie theatres as well. IF my idol can do it then so can I.
now you may be saying to yourself.."I know pee wee herman was not the only great person who wore that amazing piece of fashion known as the bowtie." and you of course, would be correct.
other greats include: cosmo kramer as the bowtie killer, problem child, abe lincoln, harry s truman, thoms edison, sinatra, steve jobs, churchill, mark twain and last but certainly not least, donald duck.
The Bow Tie is an unforgettable expression of individuality, of character and of mood.
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Friday, October 17th, 2003
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i finally got a livejournal. now i am cool too. just like everyone else.
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